Bryson: Hey Mom
Me (typing on the computer): Yup?
Bryson: Sometimes, do you ever get like a bubble between your buttcheeks?
Me (stop typing): What?
Bryson: Yeah, like a bubble that is between your buttcheeks and then it pops, like pooff?
Me (laughing): WHAT? You mean like you're farting or something?
Bryson: Yup. Like the silent but deadly kind.
Me: unable to speak because I have convulsed into hysterical laughter
Garrett: Bryson?
Bryson: Do you do that Garrett?
Garrett: Nope. But my pee thing is bigger than yours.
Me: Running to the bathroom because I'm about to pee my pants.
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5 comments:
I think was funnier the second time around!
Okay, I officially dubs you and your children the funniest people I know. Keep it up and we'll all stay younger from laughing!
Well that story just made my day. I love kids and the things they say.
Ha, Ha, HAAA!!! Love boys! Good news it will only get worse as they get older...
Your kids are so funny! I laughed out loud at work. I got some freaky weird stares. I don't know what we'll ever do if we get boys, laugh I guess.
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