Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Once upon a time...eleven years ago...

That's right! Travis and I hit our eleven years married (together, in case there was any confusion) last week on the 19th. I would love to put up some of our wedding pictures, cuz we look like little kids and *sigh* I wish I could look that skinny again, but alas, I do not have a scanner. I may have to come over and raid Heidi's or my sista's. We'll see what we can do. So, instead of pics, you guys get reminiscing! Was that cheers I heard? EXCELLENT. Read on.

Once upon a time...eleven years ago...before my children were even a twinkle in my eye let alone an extra 30 pounds on my belly that never fully went away...I got married. Actually, let's rewind a little further. Nine months (seriously ironic, huh?) earlier I saw this guy at work in the lunchroom and thought to myself, huh...he's cute. See? Nothing earth-shattering here folks, just a casual observation that women routinely make about men.
Well, that's not entirely true. I vowed to be honest to you today (I crack myself up) so let's keep it REAL kids. Usually our observations tend to run more like this in our heads: Girrrrllll...he is checking you out. He think's you are HOT as well he should because dang, you have on your nice shirt today that actually makes it look like you might have a chest even though really, we all know that you are sadly lacking in that area, but you do have a nice tush, so maybe he'll check it out. Yup. He is totally checking out your butt. And hey, he has a nice butt too. Oooo....cute eyes, and is that a dimple?! *sigh*

Well...maybe that's just me.

And yes, when I am conversing with myself, it is always in the third person.

Ok so back to the story. I see cute guy, find out from the mail guy that new cute guy is training in the mailroom as well. And he's deaf. Well, crap. Ah well, at least I don't have to worry about sounding like a total moron. A gal that I worked with, Annette, she knew a family member that was deaf so she knew some sign language and invited new cute guy to eat lunch with a group of like 6-8 women. Poor guy. Poor recently returned missionary guy, surrounded by women. I'm sure he was devastated.
Since Annette is the only one who can sign, the rest of us look like idiots, we whip out the paper and pens and start conversing via paper. Very old school. None of this texting stuff, which SO would have been helpful. I thought he was very cute, and was strangely interested in him, which at the time, seriously bugged me. I didn't want to be interested but I was. And it had to be noticeable because I'm telling you, I blushed every time I saw him. It was humiliating. Luckily it was summer, so he thought I just got out in the sun alot. whew!

TWO FREAKING MONTHS later, he finally asked me out. I didn't think it was ever going to happen, and had pretty much given up any hopes when he finally did. Our first date we went miniature golfing, to dinner, then to a movie cuz we didn't want to go home, and then picked up ice cream. On the way home, with our ice cream. We stopped at a park and he asked me if he could kiss me. Never had a guy ask me that before...felt seriously awkward, but hey, you go with the flow, right? The next day he apologizes for kissing me. WHAT? (So then I have a complex on being a terrible kisser. The drama!) But then a week later kissed me again (drama averted).

I left a month later to go to Utah State for school. I figured we would still date, but honestly? He had already said I love you and while I knew I had really strong feelings I was feeling the slippery tingles of panic. It seemed way too fast, and like I said, I was not wanting to be falling in love. One weekend without him was more than enough to realize that not only did I love this guy, but it might really, really be in love with him. Mary Ann and I had a lovely "homesick for our men pity party" that first weekend and from then on, almost every weekend I was either back home visiting or he was up visiting me.

By my birthday we were talking marriage in the future...by Thanksgiving we were looking at rings. CRAZY! Then on the first day of Christmas break he proposed in front of the Christmas tree. I, being the crybaby that I am, cried and hugged and cried some more.
We got married March 19th, three months later, in the Bountiful temple. And now, eleven years later, I still can't imagine being without him. We have our four beautiful kids and each other. Life IS beautiful. :)

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

WHY??!?

Anybody watch American Idol tonight?

Perhaps I am the only one here who is practically obsessed with that show. I don't understand how you are all not glued to your tv to watch it, but it's cool, it's cool.

In case you missed it, ALEXIS (girl with the short flippy blonde/pink hair) is out. I have only one thing to say to this: :#)(&#%P&E _%&##? P#(%*??? How is this possible?? I didn't think she'd win exactly, but be closer and at least on the tour, and it just doesn't seem fair that she is leaving so soon. I'm also not really a fan of this taunting new judge rule telling them they might be saved "so sing it one more time....eh, just kidding, you sucked and you wouldn't win anyway, therefore, you are not saved." Let's just kick the contestants in the teeth, on live television no less, after being told by millions of Americans they the least favorite. Nice call.

I should refuse to watch but I just can't help myself. I'm addicted. They really need an AIA.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Casper the Friendly Ghost

So....we have a ghost. And he likes to mess with the lights in our house. And I'm trying not to let it freak me out, and so I keep calling him Casper. Because Casper is a friendly ghost. Even though he's messing with our lights. And freaking me out. It's a vicious cycle.

Not so basically, this is what is happening (I already 'splained, but of course you want more details and so I shall provide them because that is what a good blog-writer does...rambles on to her public). We have one of those three-way touch lamps in our bedroom. The other night, at 1am, while we are sleeping, the light turns on. I, of course, punch Travis in the arm for "faking" his sleeping while turning on the light to irritate me, and then I turn out the light and lay back down. About 30 seconds later it happens again. He is cracking up and says it's not him. I'm trying to decide whether to beat him or laugh or just go back to sleep, when....the light that neither of us is touching...turns itself off. Then back on. Then off again. So we unplug it. And no, it didn't come back on after that (thank heavens or then I'd have to move).

Then tonight, I'm sitting here watching tv episodes on Hulu--little sidenote here cuz not only do I love sidenotes, but have you seen those Hulu commercials? they totally crack me up--and the light next to the computer keeps going brighter, then dim, then brighter, then dim. Then hangs out at it's normal wattage then starts messing around again. This lamp is not a three-way lamp. Or not supposed to be anyway. And now it is being normal because he can see that I'm writing about him (Casper, not the lamp, cuz people, this ain't the castle from Beauty & the Beast where all the inanimate objects are animate). Fun freaky times at the Oleson house!

So. Like I said. Casper. Is. Visiting. My. House. And he really should have waited to be invited, but whatever.

Monday, March 9, 2009

25, er 26 Simple Pleasures

Alright Jaimee & Mary Ann. I'm following in your blogging footsteps and here are my 26 simple pleasures because I just couldn't leave any of them out. Feel free to join in if you want!

1. Making cookies when it's raining outside
2. Holding hands with my kids when we are walking somewhere
3. Watching the wheels turn in Meg's head as she's trying to figure out how to climb the refrigerator (if you think I'm kidding, see previous climbing posts)
4. Hugs
5. Teaching my kids to say big words, "Mom is Awesome", and to come running when I ask for someone to scratch my back (I'm all about the randomness)
6. Waking up and not feeling like I could sleep for two more days
7. Seeing the grass or early flowers turning green before it's really spring
8. A new book
9. Laughing at friends' blogs
10. Having my hair brushed or played with
11. Kisses on the neck
12. Music (it's on almost all the time at my house)
13. Watching a movie and cuddling on the couch with the kids or Travis
14. Popcorn & chocolate
15. Holding a new baby
16. Listening to my kids giggle
17. Laughing until I cry or have to make a break for the bathroom
18. Christmas snow
19. Waking up without morning breath
20. Bubble baths
21. Not killing my houseplants (unfortunately this is a rare occurence. I reguarly commit planticide)
22. Spooning :)
23. Autumn
24. Abby painting my fingernails & toenails
25. Reading all day and sometimes into the night
26. Cake wrecks at www.cakewrecks.blogspot.com

The Magic Words

Do you ever ask your child/ren to say the magic words? I know that for many of you, that would be "Please" or "Thank you". But at our house, I believe in teaching my children strange, off the wall things in order to crack myself up. (As many of you know I teach my kids big words when they are little...I LOVE it) Oh, I'm a big believer in being polite, especially the please thing, cuz that drives me crazy when they just demand. However, when it comes for the magic words, this is what I've gotten my kids to say:

MOM IS AWESOME!
And then they get whatever it is they are asking for. See? Esteem booster for me, snack/activity for them. Happy smiles all around. :)