REWARD: Eternal Happiness and Possible Brain Mushing
Remote believed to have been kidnapped by the notorious thief, the Megalegs (aka Megan), famous for her amazing hiding skills in which objects are never found again. She has previously kidnapped car keys, cellphones, toys, books, flashlights and watches. Unfortunately, not all have been recovered. Please assist us in apprehending the thief as well as finding our dear Remote.
If you, or someone you know, find the one and only remote to our beloved television, please contact us immediately. Reward is dependent upon location and status of kidnapped Remote.
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If you come across a black cordless phone, a hammer or a tape measure in your search, please let us know. By the way, has said theif ever traveled to Georgia? Because, I know MY little angel would never take somthing and hide it, never to be found again.
Kara's favorite place to hide things was always in a garbage can. I got in the gross habit of checking them before I would take out the trash. You wouldn't believe the things I found.
I once lost my keys in the garbage disposal. Have you checked there?
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